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In addition to those regions, it’s also available in South American countries such as Argentina, Brazil, Colombia and Mexico.

#PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 4 MOVIE#

The latest movie is available once again in Canada and the Netherlands. On the search for the fountain of youth, Captain Jack Sparrow once again gets mixed up with the wrong crowd. Pirates of the Caribbean: Stranger Tides (2011) It’s once again only available on Netflix in Canada and the Netherlands. With Captain Jack captured, it’s up to Captain Barbossa, Will and Elizabeth to head out and rescue him. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (2007) The second entry can be found once again in Canada and the Netherlands, however, is vacant from Netflix US. The first Pirates movie that introduced us to Davy Jones played by the excellent Bill Nighy released in 2006. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006) The United States, Canada, and the Netherlands all carry the first movie. The first movie released in 2003 (that’s nearly 15 years ago!) is still many of the fans favorite entry and luckily it’s streaming in quite a few regions. Again, naff.Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

This exists for no reason other than an extremely predictable, farcical twist around which chalice is which. You also need two chalices, one with the tear and one without, so one person can drink the tear chalice and become youthful - I mean, have eternal life - and the other will drink the regular chalice and have nothing happen. The Fountain only works with a mermaid tear, which people discovered… somehow. Like going to SpecSavers and asking them for a hot dog. No, they don’t go to the Tree of Life, the expected destination for such a wish. They want to find the Fountain of Youth, but not to become youthful - they want to have eternal life. I don’t have time to go through everything wrong with Pirates of the Caribbean 4, but I do want to talk a little bit about the central mystery.

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Nobody notices until he’s eventually caught because his getaway driver had been bribed, but if they knew he had a getaway driver, why let him get away? Why not just arrest him there? Silly Billys. The opening scene is Jack in disguise as a judge, except he’s not in disguise - he’s very clearly Jack Sparrow, guyliner and all. This nonsense starts, as you might expect, right at the start. Naffer still, I’ve probably spent more time thinking about it here than the suits who commissioned this movie ever did. There’s some ‘mermaids are magic’ mumbo jumbo that implies she’ll heal him, but then what? He’s a regular human being, he can’t live underwater. They look at each other in a vaguely romantic way, then at the end of the movie when the sailor is injured, she pulls him down into the watery depths, where he presumably dies from drowning faster than he would from his injuries. These characters aren’t in Pirates 4 though, so instead it’s a random sailor whose personality we never learn, and a mermaid who doesn’t appear to have any personality in the first place. Not a tale for the ages, but certainly a tale for six hours of popcorn flick fun. In the first three movies, the love story was Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann, and it was… fine. Whatever this love story is, it needs to avoid the huge stinking mess of a romance in Pirates 4. Disney cast Margot Robbie and Kristen Stewart as Anne Bonny and Mary Read, please and thank you.

If it is going to be queer though, it will probably have a love story of some sort - P.S. I’m basically imagining Jennifer’s Body but with pirate ships instead of demons, which means it’s on track to be a top ten film of all time. Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides is an adventure fantasy movie targeting an audience from adolescent children upwards. Robbie has apparently pushed for queer representation in the film, meaning her Pirates movie is going to be a gay Harley Quinn pirate adventure - that’s just Mad Libs for ‘reasons I’d watch a movie’. If you were going to make a Pirates movie specifically for me, this is how you’d do it. Related: The Discourse Around Queer Characters Doesn't Need To Be This ExhaustingĬlearly though, someone in Hollywood likes me. Five films already feels like two too many to make when your inspiration is a campy theme park ride, and there’s a sixth Jack Sparrow one in production too. That said, I wouldn’t have picked Pirates of the Caribbean as the horse to bet on. After all, Daisy and Peach still need their Mario spin-off, so we can’t be done with it yet. All-female reboots were the big thing a few years ago, and while it feels like the Black Pearl has sailed on that trend, perhaps this still has some promise.

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